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RUNNING A SOLO OR SMALL BUSINESS IS

can you relate?

YOU DIDN'T START YOUR BUSINESS TO SIT IN
A SPIRAL OF GOOGLE DOCS.

But here you are, stuck in indecision,

doubting every move, and wondering if it’s even working.

This isn’t failure. It’s chaos.
The kind that builds slowly - until nothing feels clear anymore.

The chaos isn’t the problem. It’s not knowing how to take control of it.

So, let’s CTRL your chaos - before it controls you.

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The Chaotic Consultant

THE CTRL METHOD

I didn’t build CTRL because the world needed another framework.

I built it because too many small business owners are trying to fix chaos with more chaos.

Ready to finally make your business make f*cking sense?

Imagine not spiralling over the stuff no one tells you how to fix.
Like how to manage the juggle.
How to stop things slipping through the cracks.
How to make progress when your brain (or your systems) are in chaos.

No more rewriting your website.
No more shame-scrolling Instagram wondering why it all looks easier for them.

Right now, maybe your offer's fine.
Maybe your product sells.
But behind the scenes?
You’re firefighting tasks, dodging decisions, drowning in broken systems

and second-guessing every move.

That’s not failure.

That’s foundational chaos: your planning, your time, your delivery, your cashflow.

That’s where the CTRL Method comes in.

A four-part method built to stop the spiralling and start sorting the mess — whatever it looks like for you.

THE CTRL BREAKDOWN

A four-part method to get you out of the spiral and into action.

CLARITY

We dig into what’s actually stuck.

What you’re selling, how you’re running it, why it’s not flowing - or the 87 tabs you’ve had open since Monday.

TRANSFORMATION

We rebuild what’s broken.

Whether it’s your internal systems, flaky delivery, or the way you make decisions when you’re overwhelmed.

RESULTS

We set CLEAR goals that actually matter

Think:

cash flow,

repeat business, and priorities you can actually stick to.

LEADERSHIP

This is where you stop waiting for clarity and start creating it.

You run your business with confidence, using strategy that actually fits your brain, not someone else’s template.

The CTRL Method works across every part of your business.

From shaky foundations to messy money, confused customer journeys to systems that just don’t deliver. Because when things make sense, you can actually move and make it stick.

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Woof, I'm Peaches

Hi, I'm Pip

MEET PIP

I’m Pip, the founder of The Chaotic Consultant.
Before I built a brand, I helped other people build businesses.

From inside startups. Behind the scenes.
In every chaotic corner - customer ops, delivery, backend systems, and fixing the stuff no one else spotted.

I’ve led teams. Built departments from scratch.
Scaled a platform to over a million users.
Rebuilt broken systems.
Stopped revenue leaks.
Trained people to keep things running when everything felt like it was on fire.

Real work. Under real pressure.

That’s where CTRL came from - not from theory.

Not from a course. From experience.

I didn’t start this business because I had it all figured out.
I started it because I’d lived the chaos - and I was done pretending it made sense.

The Chaotic Consultant exists because small business owners are being left behind.

Too much noise. Not enough real support.

Why I built The Chaotic Consultant (and what makes this different)

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1:1 SESSIONS: CTRL IN A CALL

One hour. One problem. Sorted.

You’re stuck on something.
Maybe it’s what to prioritise.
Maybe it’s why your systems are draining your time and energy.
Maybe it’s decision fatigue and 47 tabs open since Monday.

This is your fix.

CTRL in a Call is a focused 60-minute session where we tackle one chaos zone in your business - and get it sorted, right then and there.

You’ll walk away with:

A clear decision

A simple plan

Confidence to move forward

Perfect for you if:

You’re always working but nothing feels clear

You’ve built something - but it’s not working right

You've got a long list and zero clue where to start

No fluff. No prep. No pressure to commit.

Just one call, one chaos zone, and actual f*cking relief.

£47. One call. That thing you’ve been avoiding? Sorted.

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If your chaos needs more than a one-and-done…

CTRL WITH A CREW

One chaos zone. Four sessions. Real f*cking progress.

You’ve been circling the same chaos for months.

It’s too big for a single call. Too complex to untangle alone.

CTRL Crew is a small-group clarity sprint.

We meet live. We go deep. We make progress that actually sticks.

Next round: July - Mission & Vision That Actually Make Sense

LEARN MORE ABOUT THIS ROUND

Not another vague vision board. We’re making it make sense.

CLIENT LOVE

Real Progress. One Hour.

Every single one of these came from just one CTRL in a Call.

“She helped me refine my message and actually back it up with a plan.”

Chaos Zone: Business Foundations (Messaging + Strategy)

We delved deep into what I want to say and how I want people to feel. Pip made it easy to stop spiralling and actually do something about it.

HARRIET

WANNA GET IN TOUCH?

Not sure what you need? That’s what I’m here for.

You don’t need a plan to reach out - you just need to be feeling stuck, spiralling, or unsure what the hell your offer even is. Drop me a message.

Tell me what’s going on and I’ll point you toward the next step - with zero fluff, no sales waffle, and absolutely no pressure.

Just honest support, the way it should be.

This won’t sign you up to a newsletter. This is just a message box.

what's on your mind?

Is the CTRL Method your own framework?

Yep - the CTRL Method™ is my original IP. It stands for Clarity, Transformation, Results, and Leadership, and it’s how I help small business owners cut through the noise and actually make progress. I created it based on years of experience working in chaotic startups and refining what actually gets results. ⚠️ Please note: The CTRL Method™ is not for reuse or redistribution. It’s mine, and I use it with clients I work with directly.
What is CTRL in a Call?

It’s a one-off, 60-minute session designed to help you untangle whatever’s got you stuck in your business. No fluff. No BS. Just focused problem-solving and a clear plan to move forward.
Who is this for?

Solopreneurs, small business owners, and founders who feel overwhelmed, stuck, or unsure about their next steps. If you need clarity, direction, or just a second brain that gets it, this is for you.
What kinds of things can we cover?

Anything that’s causing chaos in your business, like: • Prioritising what actually matters • Streamlining messy systems • Simplifying your marketing or operations • Making a clear decision • Finding out why something isn’t working • Solving bottlenecks If it’s a mess, we’ll CTRL it.
How do I book?

Click here to grab a session. Pick a time, pay £47, done. You’ll get a confirmation email with your next steps.
What do I need to prepare?

You’ll get a short form to help pinpoint what’s going on. Bring the real mess - no need to polish it. Sometimes the actual problem isn’t what you thought it was. That’s the point.
What happens after the session?

You’ll walk away with clarity, action steps, and a plan you can follow. Need more support later? You’re welcome to book again - but there’s zero pressure to keep coming back.
Will I get notes or a recording?

Yes. You’ll get a post-call email with your key takeaways and actions, so you’re not left guessing.
What if I feel like my business is too much of a mess for one session?

That’s exactly what this is for. We’re not fixing everything - just the one thing that’s holding you back right now.
I have ADHD / I get overwhelmed easily. Will this work for me?

Yes. My entire approach is built with overwhelmed, distracted brains in mind. Simple, focused, and zero shame if you show up messy.
What's your refund policy?

Bookings are non-refundable - but if something urgent comes up, just drop me a message. I’m happy to reschedule.
What’s the difference between this and coaching?

This isn’t coaching. There’s no long-term commitment, no mindset fluff, no upsell. Just one call. One chaos zone. Sorted.
Is this therapy?

Nope. I’m not a therapist - I’m here to sort business chaos, not deep personal issues. But if confidence or mindset is tangled in your challenge? We’ll tackle it practically, not with affirmations.
Can I book more than one session?

Yep - book as many as you want, whenever you need them. But I design these sessions to give you so much clarity, you won’t feel like you have to.
What if I want ongoing support?

That’s where CTRL Crew comes in - my small group programme for deeper work on one business chaos zone over two weeks. You can stick to 1:1s or move between the two as needed.
What is CTRL Crew?

It’s a small group programme (max 10 people) focused on one chaos zone - like offers, messaging, or pricing. We meet live, twice a week for 2 weeks, and use the CTRL Method to rebuild what’s not working. You get strategy, accountability, and support without the overwhelm.
What is the CTRL Method again?

CTRL = Clarity, Transformation, Results, Leadership. It’s my 4-part method to help you make sense of what’s stuck, make the right changes, and move forward with actual confidence.
How much time do I need to commit?

Two weeks. Two live 60-minute calls per week. You’ll also get a private WhatsApp thread for in-between support - but there’s no pressure to be “on” all the time. You decide how much you engage.
What if I’m not sure the topic is right for me?

Once the next round is announced, I’ll make the focus super clear. Still not sure? Message me before booking - I’ll help you figure it out, no pressure.
What happens next?

After you join the waitlist, you’ll be first to know when enrolment opens. I’ll share the focus of the round (e.g. Offers, Mission/Vision), all the details, and the booking link before it goes public. Once enrolment opens, you’ll get a booking link. Payment is upfront and secures your spot - groups are capped at 10, so don’t hang about.
What if I’m neurodivergent or overwhelmed easily?

You’re exactly who I built this for. There’s no pressure to be perfect, no shame if you show up flustered. This space is structured and flexible - so you get support that actually works for you.
I’m just starting my business - is this for me?

Yes - especially if the chaos is already creeping in. CTRL Crew is perfect for early-stage business owners who want to build things properly instead of patching holes later.
I’ve done group programs before and didn’t get much out of them. How is this different?

This isn’t 30 modules you never finish or 100 people you never speak to. It’s hands-on support, in a group small enough that you’ll actually be seen. You get structure, feedback, and real progress.
What if I’ve never done a group programme before?

Even better. This isn’t a 500-person funnel fest. No breakout rooms. No Slack overwhelm. Just real strategy and support in a group where you’ll actually feel seen.