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CTRL CREW: JULY 2025

MISSION AND VISION THAT ACTUALLY MAKE SENSE

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Your business needs more than vibes and vague direction.


This small-group sprint helps you rebuild your mission and vision from the ground up, so every decision after that feels clearer, easier, and more like you.

 

With direction you can actually believe in.

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YOU'VE GOT IDEAS.
MAYBE EVEN OFFERS.

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But deep down? You’re second-guessing everything - what you’re doing, why it matters, and whether it’s even working.

 

No mission. No message. No momentum.

 

Just a pile of decisions you’re tired of making without a clear direction.

 

That’s what this CTRL Crew is for.

We’re getting to the root. Not just the symptoms.

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WHAT WE'LL DO INSIDE
THIS CREW

This is not a masterclass. 

It’s not another group you ghost.

 

It’s a short, sharp sprint to rebuild your business foundations - so you can actually move.

 

We’ll walk through:

 

Mission - What the hell are you building? And why now?

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Vision - What does future-you actually want this to look like?

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Filters - How to make decisions that feel good, not just sound good

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Fixes - What to drop, keep, or change to stay on track
 

All of it grounded.

All of it doable.

And all of it built around you.

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Not someone else’s idea of success.

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HOW IT WORKS

This is a sprint, not a slog.

 

Designed to give you momentum without draining your time or headspace.

 

Here’s how it goes down:

 

4 live sessions across 2 weeks

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Private WhatsApp group for support, Qs, and mini pep talks

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Replays included

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Max 10 people (you’re not just another name)

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Built using the CTRL Method - the same one I use with 1:1 clients

 

We go deep. We get specific. We keep it real.

 

And by the end, you’ll have a mission and vision you actually believe in - and a way forward that finally makes sense.

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THIS IS FOR
YOU IF…

You’ve got ideas, but zero clarity on how they actually fit together


You’re stuck rewriting your plans every other week


You’ve built something... but it doesn’t feel rooted or sustainable


You want decisions to come from clarity, not panic or perfectionism


You’re ready to lead your business instead of letting it lead you

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THIS IS NOT FOR YOU IF…

You want someone to tell you exactly what to do 


You’re not willing to question what’s not working


You need permission to build slow and intentional 


You’re still collecting freebies hoping this one will magically fix it


You’re not ready to challenge the way you’ve been doing things

DOORS OPEN END OF JUNE

YOU IN?

No big pitch.

No pressure.

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This is just a straight-up invite to finally feel clear - not chaotic - about where your business is heading.

WHAT HAPPENS WHEN THE CHAOS FINALLY CLICKS

These wins came from my 1:1 sessions – built using the exact same CTRL Method we use inside CTRL Crew.


Real clarity. Real action. Real f*cking relief.

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“Genuinely the clarity I needed.”

We dug deep into my messaging and strategy. Pip created such a safe space to open up, and helped me turn confusion into confidence.

FIONA

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